maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ
*blacklists a user*
*shows up on my recommendations*
*shows up on my recommended dash*
*shows up at my birthday party*
you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave
so like, bisexualjason made a post about an au where Jason grows up at CHB, and one of the headcanons she included was “Jason getting really mad one day and suddenly electrocuting the person he was fighting and stops touching people for weeks.”
"Jason, you’re being ridiculous!" Annabeth yelled, pounding on his door. "You can’t just lock yourself in there! I’m sure there are rules against that."
Jason turned over in his bed, pulling the covers tightly over his little head. “Yes, I can,” he said, into his pillow.
- the first time jason flew, he shot straight up and hit a chandelier. lupa wasn’t pleased.
- the first time reyna visits camp-half-blood officially, they play capture the flag. reyna demolished the opposition and was declared an honorary member of the ares cabin.
- there’s a hair salon on olympus called a cut above.
- hazel has this mortal fear that if frank turns into a goldfish, he’ll lose his memories of her because goldfishes have like 3-second memory spans.
- annabeth does not talk to her mother after the war.
- sometimes when leo’s feeling lonely, he sleeps on the argo ii, on a chair next to festus. the dragon reminds him that anything can be fixed if you try hard enough.
- after the war, hazel’s curse is broken, and she starts a jewelry line with piper when they’re older.
- percy gives leo a sprig of moonlace.
- percy thinks the percy jackson and the olympians movie is hilarious, mostly becuase annabeth’s a brunette.
- nobody realizes how badass the hecate cabin is until the first capture the flag game after the war. the demigods of hecate create decoys of their whole team and laugh by the sidelines as the other teams spars with mist.
- frank’s favorite song is roar by katy perry.
- piper tried to teach percy surfing. he picked it up so quickly that piper felt insulted and now she only surfs with jason, who sucks in the water anyway.
- jason tried to teach thalia once. she was okay floating midair with her eyes shut tight, but percy distracted her by throwing a pine cone at her and thalia opened her eyes. she screamed, shot up, and crashed right into her pine tree. percy nearly peed himself laughing.
- annabeth and leo love phineas and ferb.
- when percy was gone, and annabeth visited every week, she and sally got really close. percy often comes back from school to see annabeth spread out on the couch and talking to his mom like she’s lived in his house all her life.
- annabeth and reyna attempt to get chiron and lupa to have a talk without going animal. it doesnt work.
- nico and reyna actually get along really well, united by a twisted, sarcastic sense of humour and the fact that they both love someone they can’t have.
- piper and annabeth once caught jason, leo and percy singing wrecking ball in the poseidon cabin. they slowly backed away and make a silent pact that they hadnt seen a thing.
- the first time jason gets drunk, percy and leo and frank put a mask on his face and a cape on his back while he’s passed out and when he wakes up, they tell him he got so messed up he went around pretending to be a superhero called jaseman.
- nico likes all candy except the blue ones.
[ABRUPTLY OPENS YOUR DOOR] YEAH BUT JASON GROWING UP IN CHB AND ALWAYS TALKING TO THALIA’S TREE.
[GRABS YOUR SHOULDERS] JASON AND ANNABETH BEING CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. JASON LOOKING UP TO LUKE.
[JUMPS UP AND DOWN] JASON ALWAYS BRINGING UP HE HAS A SISTER. JASON WORKING HARD TO MAKE THALIA PROUD.
can i just add to this au because
- jason and thalia running around on the streets together alone protecting each other from monsters
- thalia holding jason every night and telling him everything’s going to be alright and that he shouldnt be scared even though she’s terrified
- thalia giving jason lectures on how if she doesnt make it he HAS to keep going
- jason and thalia meeting luke and jason loves him instantly but thalia’s a bit skeptical
- jason, thalia and luke meeting annabeth for the first time and jason is delighted to meet someone his own age
- annabeth getting angry because jason is younger than her and taller than her
- baby jason and annabeth teasing each other
- the night when they’re at half blood hill and thalia’s about to sacrifice herself, it takes luke and annabeth to get jason up the hill because he’s kicking and screaming that he needs to help thalia
- BABY JASON IN THE ZEUS CABIN ALL BY HIMSELF AT NIGHT AND HE’S TERRIFIED
- i’m crying
OH MY GOD AJ, YES, YES TO ALL OF THIS.
- Jason spending the first six months sneaking up to Thalia’s tree to sleep, having to elude the harpies bc he can’t sleep in the Zeus Cabin.
- Jason telling all about his day to the tree.
- Jason only talking to Annabeth and Luke because he can’t seem to open up with anybody else.
- Jason slowly deciding to make Thalia proud and doing his best at camp.
- Jason floating away a few times and getting flustered because he just can’t get back down.
- Jason getting really mad one day and suddenly electrocuting the person he was fighting and stops touching people for weeks.
- Jason one days hears offhandenly why his sister was killed and becoming a little more introvert, bowing to not fall to the prophecy for her.
I AM REALLY STRESSED AND SAD RIGHT NOW
"When’s he going to wake up?" Jason asked, walking into the big house and sitting himself down crosslegged in the chair next to Annabeth.
"How would I know?" Annabeth sighed. She blew away the few strands that were hanging in her face and sighed. "He looks extremely comfortable.”
"He’s drooling," Jason said, holding in a laugh, and then the two of them were both clutching their stomachs, giggling.